I wouldn’t be a good Chopped contestant.
I mean, I’m above average in the kitchen, sure. I’ve put in my Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 hours and then some. My struggles lie more in the “origin story” department – you know, those minute-and-a-half long stories about an ethnic grandmother or similar stand-in who taught the chef in question to love the kitchen and also coincidentally the recipe for this appropriately old-timey and/or ethnic dish. Just don’t really have those! It’s an odd feeling as a chef. And because I’m Jewish, it also makes me feel guilty.
It’s weird! My family had large dinner parties, we made quarterly pilgrimages to extended family meals, we were active at our temple. Somehow, I didn’t realize what a matzo ball was made of until I was 18. I could not have positively identified any deli meat other than turkey. I routinely confused babka and rugelach. You get the idea.
And then I lived in Israel for a while, and then New York City for a lot longer after that. A particularly good friend practically dragged me to Katz’s for my first time. He shoved a pastrami Ruben sandwich into my hands. The rest is history. The exhilaration and joy I felt when eating that sandwich is a feeling I can only compare to when I met my wife, or to when she said yes to marrying me. All I’m saying is that when I eventually get married to sandwiches, my friend who took me to Katz’s will give a toast. (I’d apologize to my wife for placing her into a hypothetical polyamorous relationship with a food product, but she knows who she married.)
To find food that was both spectacular and also belonged to my culture, to a thing that was already a deep part of who i was - it was like discovering that the team you root for won the championship last week and somehow you missed it, but now you get to go on the victory parade.
Less than three months after that, I started my first job cooking professionally. I’ve spent the last eight years cooking and learning at several restaurants of varying cuisines – I’ve gotten a lot of enjoyment from learning new cultures through their food and executing their institutional culinary vision, but I have always had a fantasy of working at a Jewish deli, perfecting my recipes for bialys and blintzes.
And now I get to be the Executive Chef at the Dallas Jewish Community Center! Life is wild. When I was a kid, I would play floor hockey at the JCC in Rochester, New York. Before the games I would buy a cookie and a Coke from the deli there and wait for my friends to show up. Hey! That’s almost a Chopped story. If only I had munched on a knish instead.
So, my mission seems clear. I have been a chef that is Jewish, and I want to become a Jewish chef. I want to explore the full breadth of Jewish food, I want to learn everything I can about every element of my culinary culture, and I want to push myself to continue this amazing tradition I have been handed with intention and honor.
Below I’ve put together a basic inventory of the items I want to learn about, partially in the hopes that in the coming weeks and months, I’ll turn this page into a table of contents of blog posts about lessons learned and delicious food made. I hope you’ll join me for the journey - if you’d like to help, look over the list below - what have I left off that I need to get to?
1. Bread
Sourdough Starter
Rye
Marble Rye
Pumpernickel
Rolls
Bagels
Bialys
Pretzels
Challah
2. Meats
Corned Beef
Pastrami
Roast Beef
Smoked Turkey
Montreal Smoked Meat
Knockwurst
Brisket
Roast Chicken and Potatoes
Smoked Salmon
3. Soups
Matzo Ball
Mushroom Barley
Split Pea
Red Pepper and Corn Chowder
Chicken Noodle
Tomato
4. Brunch
Matzo Brei
Latkes
Blintzes
Challah French Toast
Noodle Kugel
Potato Kugel
Corned Beef Hash
Shakshouka
5. Salads
Potato Salad
Macaroni Salad
Israeli Salad
Beet Salad
Egg Salad
Whitefish Salad
Chicken Salad
Tuna Salad
6. Sides/One-Offs
Dill Pickles
Sour Pickles
Cucumber Relish
Knishes
Kreplach
Chopped Liver
Gefilte Fish
Pierogi
Kasha Varnishkas
Falafel
Hummus
Tehini
7. Desserts
Rugelach
Sticky Buns
Babka
Chocolate Matzo Bark
Black and White Cookies
Macaroons
Hamentaschen
Honey Cake
Mandlebrot